Hilarious Quotes About Love To Lighten Your Heart

By emma hynes

Love doesn't always have to be a battlefield. Sure, it takes effort and patience, but it also has a way of bringing out the best in us. Between the challenges and the chaos, love can be surprisingly funny and delightfully weird.

From sarcastic one-liners to painfully relatable truths, these funny love quotes prove that romance doesn’t always have to be serious.

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."  – Rodney Dangerfield

"Love is a two-way street constantly under construction." – Carroll Bryant

"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery." – Erma Bombeck

"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell." – Joan Crawford

"Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there." – George Burns

"If she happens to fall, I'll be there to laugh at first and then help her up afterwards."  – J.A. Redmerski

"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties." – Jules Renard

"I can’t make you love me, but I can fill my pantry with your favorite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75."  – Rob Delaney

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Quotes About Love