Though love requires hard work at times, love can also be hilarious. Finding someone you’re infatuated with will expose a side of you you didn’t know existed. The most adequate speakers find themselves tripping over their words, and the most independent people find themselves struggling to function without their special someone.
The real comedy arises once you’ve been in a committed relationship for years and see how unserious loving another person can be. Yet through the laughs and the sob sessions, love is always worth it. Here are some funny quotes that encapsulate how ridiculous, fun, and unpredictable love is. Send these to your partner or someone in your life who is drunk in love.
Funny Quotes About Love
“Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” – Albert Einstein
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
“I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.” – Elizabeth Evans
“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.” – Unknown
“If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?” – Lily Tomlin
“You can’t put a price tag on love, but if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” – Jarod Kintz
“Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.” – Unknown
“Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry the trash out.” – Joyce Brothers
“She’s your lobster. Come on, you guys. It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws.” – Phoebe Buffay from “Friends”
“If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.” – Miles Davis
“Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valéry
“It’s amazing how one day someone walks into your life, and then the next day you wonder how you lived without them, and how you live with them” – Anurag Prakash Ray
“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
“When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.” – Richard Lewis
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.” – Mae West
“Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.” – Glenn Beck
“By all means, marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” – Socrates
“Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns
More Real and Funny Quotes About Love and Relationships
“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.” – Richard Pryor
“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” – Carroll Bryant
“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” – Erich Segal
“My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor.” – Elayne Boosler
“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Pauline Thomason
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles Schulz
“Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.” – Judith Viorst
“A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime, that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.” – Cher
“Women love a self-confident bald man.” – Larry David
“If she happens to fall, I’ll be there to laugh at first and then help her up afterwards.” – J.A. Redmerski
“Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore.” – Bree Luckey
“If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.” – Chelsea Peretti
“Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you.” – Megan Mullally
“I can’t make you love me, but I can fill my pantry with your favorite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.” – Rob Delaney
“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck
“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard
“I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” – Jean Illsley Clarke
“The four most important words in any marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.’” – Unknown