With online dating taking over the scope of our romantic lives, it’s true that every now and then the process can become a little daunting. Whether it’s creating prompts for romantic matches to respond to, or coming up with a short and sweet dating profile that sums up who you are in just a few words, online dating can surely be painful. But it doesn’t have to be. We’ve all tried the serious approach to dating, but why not try our hands on the funny side of it? After all, the only thing we can really lose is our sense of humor, and maybe a few potential romantic interests. But hey, there are billions of people in the world, so we shouldn’t limit ourselves to a few failed situationships. Take, for example, these funny Tinder bios and find a little inspiration in them.

Funny Tinder Bios To Add A Bit Of Spark To Your Profile

If you’re looking to spice up your love life in a funny way, adding a dose of comedy to your profile may just be the thing that gets you a few extra dates, as there are many people out there that value humor, whether dark or witty. So without further ado, if you’ve found yourself in between a rock and a hard place needing to better your online dating life, these funny and creative Tinder bios can take your experience from 0 to 10 in minutes. All you have to do is simply open up your notes drafts and write away, as we’ve got all of the best bios to help make your online dating experience just a little more fun.

1: “Threesome? No thanks… If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I’d have dinner with my parents.”

2: “I like long walks on the beach with my boyfriend, until the highness wears off and I realize I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy’s parking lot.”

3: “Last time I was someone’s type I was donating blood.”

4: “If you’re looking for a bad boy/girl, look no further. I’m bad at everything.”

5: “The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergalicious and it’s at the part where she says, ‘I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness, he’s my witness,’ I can point to him and he’ll do the little, ‘wooOOH’ part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it’s stressful because right after the wooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think.”

6: “I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him if he’s going to eat the rest of that pizza.”

7: “Two reasons to date me:
1. Because you’d be the good-looking one
2. Please.”

8: “Current relationship status: Made dinner for two. Ate both.”

9: “Titanic.
…Sorry, that was a horrible icebreaker.”

10: “If you can’t handle me at my worst, then leave because I don’t have a best. I’m always awful.”

Creative Tinder Bios To Make Your Profile Stand Out

1: “Professional bathroom singer. Seeking a duet partner.”

2: “Hello Gents,
Look at the last girl you matched, now back to me, now back to the last girl you matched, now back to me. Sadly, she isn’t me but if she stopped leaving her bio blank and had better pictures, she could be like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on Tinder with the girl of your dreams. What’s in your hand, back to me. I have it. It’s a pizza with your favorite toppings on it. Look again, the pizza is now your favorite dog. Anything’s possible when you match me on Tinder.”

3: “On our first date, I will carve our initials into a tree. It’s the most romantic way of letting you know I have a knife.”

4: “I always keep a loaded gun on my nightstand in the event of an intruder, so I can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people.

5: “I don’t have nightmares, I create them.”

6: “Just doing this because my boyfriend did. He said it doesn’t mean anything. Message the hell out of me.”

7: “Not looking for anything serious… but if my dog likes you then maybe we could give it a try.”

8: “I still ride on the back of shopping carts when I shop.”

9: “Don’t judge me on my age. I just want a guy to buy me flowers, send me a million cute texts, and call me mine. I’ll make you food so wife me up.”

10: “Don’t ask me to ‘send some pics’. Take me out on a date, buy me some food, and try to get me naked at the end like a real gentleman.”