When meeting someone in person you can rely on your appearance to make the first impression. However, if you are meeting online, over the phone or through a dating app, you need a killer opening line. Don’t spend time stressing over texting first and what to say. All you need to do to pull that special someone is to be funny (and a little bit cheesy). That’s where these cheesy pick up lines come in for the win.

Whether you want to play it off as a silly conversation starter or go full-on comedian, cheesy pick up lines are great ways to make someone smile. Or at least puff out a little air through their nose. 

Here are 100 cheesy pickup lines related to 10 common conversation topics.

Tasteful Food And Drink Pick Up Lines

  1. Are you a coffee bean? Because you’ve bean on my mind all day.
  2. Are you a pizza? Because you’ve got a pizza my heart.
  3. Are you a soda? Because you pop in my head all the time.
  4. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  5. Is your name Nutella? Because you spread happiness wherever you go.
  6. Are you made of sugar? Because you’re incredibly sweet.
  7. Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!
  8. Are you a fruit salad? Because you’re a perfect mix.
  9. Are you a bottle of wine? Because you get better with time.
  10. Do you believe in love at first bite? Because when I saw you, I knew I had to have a taste.

10 Astronomical Pick Up Lines

  1. Are you made of stardust? Because you must be from another galaxy.
  2. Are you a shooting star? Because I’m wishing on you.
  3. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
  4. Is your name Venus? Because you’re out of this world beautiful.
  5. Are you a black hole? Because you’ve pulled me in with your gravitational charm.
  6. Are you the sun? Because you light up my universe.
  7. Do you believe in astrology? Because I think our stars are aligned.
  8. Are you the moon? Because I’m howling for your love.
  9. Is your dad a comet? Because you’re one celestial body.
  10. Are you a supernova? Because you’re about to make my world explode with love.

Pick Up Lines To Use On Animal Lovers

  1. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!
  2. Is your name Nemo? Because I’ve been trying to find you my whole life.
  3. Are you a cat? Because you’re purrrrfect.
  4. Are you a squirrel? Because I’m going nuts for you.
  5. Are you a dog? Because I’d love to be in your “paw-sitive” company.
  6. Are you a penguin? Because you’re making my heart “flip” out.
  7. Are you a panda? Because I can’t bear to be without you.
  8. Are you a unicorn? Because I believe in you.
  9. Are you a fish? Because you’re quite the catch.
  10. Are you a butterfly? Because you give me those fluttery feelings.

10 More Pick Up Lines That Are Technically Cheesy

  1. Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
  2. Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.
  3. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  4. Are you a smartphone? Because I can’t seem to put you down.
  5. Are you a charger? Because you just powered up my day.
  6. Are you Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  7. Is your name Apple? Because you’re the core of my world.
  8. Are you a software update? Because you improve my life.
  9. Are you a tech guru? Because you’ve hacked your way into my heart.
  10. Are you a GPS? Because I’m lost without you.

Pick Up Lines That Start A Conversation Better Than ‘How about this weather?’

  1. Are you a tornado? Because you just swept me off my feet.
  2. Is your name Sunshine? Because you brighten up even the rainiest of days.
  3. Are you a snowflake? Because you’re one of a kind.
  4. Are you made of rainbows? Because you add color to my world.
  5. Are you a weather balloon? Because you’ve taken my heart to new heights.
  6. Is your name Thunder? Because you make my heart rumble.
  7. Are you a hurricane? Because you’re blowing me away.
  8. Are you fog? Because you make everything mysterious and romantic.
  9. Are you a raincloud? Because you make my heart pour with love.
  10. Are you a lightning bolt? Because you’re electrifying.

Game Day Ready Pick Up Lines

  1. Are you a basketball player? Because you’re a slam dunk in my heart.
  2. Do you play soccer? Because you’re a goal I’ve been aiming for.
  3. Are you a football player? Because you’ve scored a touchdown in my heart.
  4. Are you a tennis player? Because my love for you is a match point.
  5. Do you like swimming? Because I’m drowning in your beauty.
  6. Are you a golfer? Because you’re a hole-in-one in my book.
  7. Are you a runner? Because you’ve already taken the lead in my heart.
  8. Do you play baseball? Because you’ve hit a home run in my feelings.
  9. Are you a golf course? Because I want to take a swing at your heart.
  10. Are you a surfer? Because I’m riding the wave of love for you.

10 Pick Up Lines ‘Scientifically’ Proven To Work

  1. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
  2. Are you a scientist? Because you’ve just discovered the formula to my heart.
  3. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you on a regular basis.
  4. Are you an atom? Because you make up everything.
  5. Is your name DNA Helicase? Because I’d like to unzip your genes.
  6. Are you a beaker? Because I want to mix our elements together.
  7. Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine.
  8. Are you an electron? Because you’ve just excited me.
  9. Are you a chemistry book? Because you cause all the right reactions.
  10. Are you a lab technician? Because you have the perfect chemistry.

Pick Up Lines Bringing That Holiday Cheer

  1. Are you a Christmas tree? Because you light up my world.
  2. Is your name Valentine? Because you have my heart.
  3. Are you an Easter egg? Because you’re colorful and sweet.
  4. Are you a Thanksgiving turkey? Because you’re stuffed with goodness.
  5. Are you New Year’s Eve? Because I want to spend every countdown with you.
  6. Are you Halloween? Because you’ve bewitched me.
  7. Is your name Independence Day? Because you’re a firework.
  8. Is your dad Santa Claus? Because you are a gift made just for me.
  9. Are you Labor Day? Because you’ve got me working on falling for you.
  10. Are you Hanukkah? Because you’re a miracle in my life.

10 Naturally Good Pick Up Lines

  1. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more of you.
  2. Are you a flower? Because you’ve blossomed in my heart.
  3. Are you a tree? Because you make my heart “leaf” in happiness.
  4. Is your name Autumn? Because I’ve fall-en for you.
  5. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  6. Are you the ocean? Because you’re making waves in my heart.
  7. Is your dad a gardener? Because you’re a blooming work of art.
  8. Are you a hiking trail? Because I want to explore every inch of you.
  9. Are you a shooting star? Because you’re a rare and beautiful sight.
  10. Are you a plant? Because you’re rooted in my thoughts.

Pick Up Lines That Will Make Blockbuster Hits

  1. Are you a library book? Because I’m checking you out.
  2. Are you a film? Because I can’t stop playing scenes of you in my mind.
  3. Are you a good book? Because I can’t wait to see what’s next with you.
  4. Is your name Harry Potter? Because you’re a wizard in my eyes.
  5. Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
  6. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your story.
  7. Are you a rom-com? Because you’re making my heart race.
  8. Is your name Netflix? Because I could binge-watch you all night.
  9. Are you an actor? Because you’ve got the leading role in my heart.
  10. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!