The right pickup line can make the difference between heading home for a night with someone special or all by yourself. It takes a certain amount of skill and luck to deliver it in just the right way. Maybe you’re looking to get a smile or laugh; perhaps even a gasp and a mischievous grin.
Whatever it may be you’re looking for, no matter where you’re at, we have a list of dirty pickup lines (and more than a few clean ones) for you to keep in your back pocket. Here, you’ll find pickup lines for the dog park, for the single parent picking up a child at school, and even a few naughty ones for when that liquid courage sets in.
Here are 100 dirty pickup lines (and not-so-dirty ones) for your next adventure out.
Dirty Pickup Lines for All Occasions
1. Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.
2. My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?
3. I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
4. I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
5. I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.
6. Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
7. What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.
8. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
9. Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
10. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
G-rated Pickup Lines
1. “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”
2. “Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.”
3. “Is your dad a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
4. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘Fine’ written all over you.”
5. “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.”
6. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
7. “Is your smile from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it.”
8. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
9. “Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.”
10. “Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!“
Spicy Pickup Lines for the Gym
1. “Is your workout routine as intense as your smile? Because it’s definitely catching my attention.”
2. “Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice how well you handle those weights. Can I spot you?”
3. “Do you come here often? Because seeing you is definitely the highlight of my workout.”
4. “Is it hot in here or is it just the way you make the gym look even hotter?”
5. “Are you a personal trainer? Because my heart rate goes up every time I see you.”
6. “Excuse me, but you have amazing form. Mind if I join you and learn a thing or two?”
7. “If the gym had a ‘Most Valuable Member’ award, you would definitely win it.”
8. “Do you believe in love at first rep, or should I spot you for a few more sets?”
9. “They say fitness is a journey, and I’d love to have you as my workout partner along the way.”
10. “Are you made of steel? Because you’ve got me weak in the knees with those squats.”
R-Rated Pickup Lines So Bad Jaws Will Drop and Eyes Will Shut
1. Hey girl, is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
2. Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
3. I’m scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room and help me test all my condoms?
4. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
5. Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that ass is calling me.
6. Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
7. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f*ck you on the floor.
8. As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
9. What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
10. Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
Pickup Lines for Joggers
1. “If you can keep up with my pace, we’d make the perfect running partners.”
2. “Excuse me, but you must be a long-distance runner because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
3. “Are you a marathon runner? Because you’ve definitely won first place in my heart.”
4. “Is your energy contagious? Because every time I see you running, it motivates me to go the extra mile.”
5. “Do you believe in love at first stride, or should we go for another lap?”
6. “Are you a trail runner? Because you’ve got me following your every step.”
7. “Excuse me, but your running form is as flawless as your smile. Mind if I join you for a jog?”
8. “If we were a race, I’d let you win, just so I could enjoy the view of you crossing the finish line.”
9. “They say running is good for the heart, but running into you is great for the soul.”
10. “Do you believe in love on the run? Because I think we’re headed in the right direction.”
Pickup Lines for the Dog Park
1. “Are you a dog trainer? Because my heart just learned a new trick—falling for you.”
2. “Excuse me, but your dog is adorable. Can I borrow them to attract more attention from their human?”
3. “Is it a coincidence that our dogs instantly became best friends? Maybe our friendship is meant to be too.”
4. “Are you a dog whisperer? Because you’ve definitely captured my pup’s attention, and mine too.”
5. “If our dogs play well together, imagine how much fun we could have on a date!”
6. “Do you believe in puppy love? Because I think our dogs are trying to tell us something.”
7. “Excuse me, but your smile is as contagious as the joy I see in your dog’s wagging tail.”
8. “If our dogs were celebrities, they’d be the paparazzi’s favorite couple. Maybe we should give them a run for their money.”
9. “Are you a regular at this dog park? Because it seems like every time I’m here, you brighten up the place.”
10. “Do you mind if I pet your dog? I heard it’s the secret code to starting a conversation with someone as charming as you.”
Pickup Lines for Cat Lovers
1. “Are you a catnip toy? Because you’ve got my kitty senses tingling.”
2. “Excuse me, but I can’t help but be drawn to your purr-sonality. Care to share some meow-nificent conversation?”
3. “Is your name Whiskers? Because you’ve definitely left your paw print on my heart.”
4. “If you were a scratching post, I’d be the happiest kitty in the world, just curling up next to you.”
5. “Do you believe in love at fur-st sight? Because your feline grace has captured my attention.”
6. “Excuse me, but your love for cats is absolutely meow-velous. Mind if we swap some cat stories?”
7. “Are you a cat treat? Because spending time with you is the purr-fect reward.”
8. “If our cats could have a playdate, maybe we should too. Care to join me for a cup of coffee and some cat-themed conversation?”
9. “Excuse me, but your love for cats is absolutely clawsome. Can I be your fellow feline enthusiast?”
10. “Do you mind if I whisker you away for a night of cat cuddles and shared purr-fection?”
Naughty Pickup Lines for Your Next BBQ Event
1. “Is it just me, or does the sizzle of the grill pale in comparison to the spark between us?”
2. “Are you a grill master? Because you’ve got me sizzling with excitement.”
3. “Do you believe in love at first bite, or should I grill another burger for you?”
4. “If you were a marinade, you’d be the secret ingredient that makes everything taste better.”
5. “Are you a BBQ sauce? Because you add just the right amount of flavor to my life.”
6. “Excuse me, but you’ve got me on fire like the perfectly charred steak on the grill.”
7. “Is your name Smokey? Because you’re smoking hot.”
8. “If you were a side dish, you’d be the coleslaw to my pulled pork sandwich – the perfect match.”
9. “They say the best things in life take time, just like slow-cooked ribs. And spending time with you would be the best thing.”
10. “Can I be your grill sidekick? Together, we can turn up the heat and create a smokin’ good time.”
Cute Pickup Lines for that Single Parent at Your Kid’s School
1. “Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice that you have the most incredible smile. Your child must be lucky to have such a radiant parent.”
2. “Is your child an artist? Because you’re definitely a masterpiece in my eyes.”
3. “If there was an award for the coolest parent, you would definitely win it. Mind if I join your league?”
4. “Do you believe in parental connections? Because I think we’ve just found a common bond in our children.”
5. “Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice how effortlessly you handle parenting. Care to share some secrets?”
6. “Is it just me, or are you the most stylish parent here? Your fashion sense is as impressive as your parenting skills.”
7. “If our children were classmates, they’d definitely be the best of friends. Maybe we should follow their lead.”
8. “Excuse me, but your positive energy is contagious. I can tell you’re an amazing parent just by being around you.”
9. “Are you a pro at multitasking? Because you make parenting look like a breeze.”
10. “Do you have a parenting guidebook? Because I could use some tips from someone as exceptional as you.”
Flirty Pickup Lines for Your Next Wine Tasting
1. “I must be a sommelier because I can’t help but be drawn to your exquisite taste.”
2. “Are you a bottle of fine wine? Because I can’t resist the allure of your intoxicating presence.”
3. “Is it just me, or did the room suddenly get warmer when you walked in? Cheers to the heat you bring.”
4. “If you were a vineyard, I’d be more than willing to get lost in your intoxicating beauty.”
5. “Are you a vintage wine? Because you only seem to get more captivating with time.”
6. “Excuse me, but you have the perfect blend of elegance and charm. Mind if I savor a conversation with you?”
7. “Do you prefer red or white? Because I’d love to toast to an evening of delightful company with you.”
8. “You must be a bottle of rare wine because I can’t help but feel privileged in your presence.”
9. “Forget wine tasting; I’m here for the pleasure of getting to know the most captivating person in the room.”
10. “If you were a wine, you’d be a full-bodied, complex blend with a lingering finish. Mind if I explore your layers?”